As we left Tombstone this afternoon there was a Border Patrol checkpoint a few miles north of town, maybe 40 miles inside the US. As we approached, a very serious agent approached the window and asked if I was transporting anything as he peaked in the back of the truck.
I responded, “No, just stuff”.
It doesn’t look as funny in writing, but it was a very odd way of answering his question, and it got a little giggle and a “Have a nice day”.